成县老街的啤酒馆里,成县小姐在什么地方还真有点神秘
我刚从成县老街的那家啤酒馆里出来,啤酒还没喝完,腹部就开始发酸得像是要爆炸一样。这家店儿,门口挂着一块“成县老街最正宗啤酒”的招牌,里头的啤酒确实是那种“啤酒味儿”浓浓的,但让我有点不舒服的是,这家店儿的老板娘,她那张嘴儿说的话,好像是从别人的嘴里学来的,听起来都有点“哑巴唱大戏”的味道。算了不扯这个了说远了,我现在要的是成县小姐在什么地方的真实经验,而不是啥“正宗啤酒”的宣传词儿。
我刚要问,她老板娘就突然把手指头指着我,说:“你问这个干啥?成县小姐在什么地方,她就是这家店儿的‘神秘客人’,你问她还不如问我店里的‘老客户’呢。”我听了,就有点不开心,因为这家店儿的老板娘好像在“抢人气儿”。我记得她店里还有一个“老客户”,是个“麻将馆老板”,他每天都来喝啤酒,还带着他的“老婆儿”来。我就想问问,成县小姐在什么地方,她的“老伴儿”是什么样子的?但她老板娘又不给我机会,她就把话题转到别的地方去了。
现在,我要去问问成县老街的“老客户”,他们是怎么说的。我记得有一个“老客户”,是个“修鞋师傅”,他每天都来喝啤酒,还带着他的“老婆儿”来。我就想问问,成县小姐在什么地方,她的“老伴儿”是什么样子的?但现在,我已经有点困了,困了先睡明天再说。
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这几天,我居委会的“老大妈”又开始“骂修路队了”。她说,这条路,修了三年了,还没修完,而且每次修路,她家门口的“小区”都要“封路”,让她“搞不清楚”哪条路是“正常”的。我记得,这条路,估摸着大概是三公里长,但修路队说,这条路“得有好些”公里还没修完。她还抱怨,这条路的“修路费”也“贵得不得了”,每家户口“得有好几百元”才能“报名”修路。我记得,她家的“小区”里,每家户口“得有好几百元”才能“报名”修路,但她家的“小区”里,每家户口“得有好几百元”才能“报名”修路,这让我有点“困惑”。
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